When I was in the Coast Guard, a couple of us broke into the women's barracks and we got arrested for trespassing.ĭwight: Coast Guard? So you know how to fight underwater? Uh, I want you to make sure you call Karen and get her to fax that vendor list over. He doesn't even get to play in the game, I mean.ĭwight: So, you ever been convicted of a felony? Michael: Josh reminds me of a guy I went to high school with. Um, I don't really like to talk about it 'cause it's unprofessional. Josh: Yes, I'm aware of Jan and Michael's. Michael: I was going to be a bottle capper.ĭwight: You? A bottle capper?! Yeah, I applied for a job there.ĭwight: What would you have done? Been manager? But to answer your question, yeah, I'm really excited about this weekend. Um, and the other bouncers caught up with me and really did a number on me. The bouncer chases us out to Packer's Vette, jump in the Vette, he peels out, and I I don't make it to the car. Turns out that her boyfriend is the bouncer at the bar. "Connecticut." And Todd Packer and I went to this bar and met a girl. Michael: A couple of years ago, I went to one in Hartford. Michael: Gonna be fun! Change your mind we can get you a cot. What? Oh, yeah, have Pam give those to me. Ryan: Fourth quarter projections for Jan? Perrrr-diiiiieeeemmmm! You know, Ryan, it's all about the Benjamins. Wooo-yaaaaah! Oh, these things tend to be kind of crazy. Michael: Today I'm headed to Philadelphia for the annual Northeastern Office Supply Convention. You ever Google Google? What do you think would happen?Īndy: I didn't mean you should do it. Meredith: Why are all the best-looking single men always gay?Īndy: Hey, Big Tuna. Pam: What do I think? I think everybody should stay out of everybody's personal business! That way you wouldn't miss you-know-who so much. Well, hang in there, okay? You know what? You should get one of this big body pillows. that you wouldn't tell me, so I'm just going to assume that you are, and call me back when you're finished. Tommy, who I call Tomas, and the little girl. I've seen her seven times in the last few months, and I'm growing very fond of her kids. Because we're no longer lovers, and she's just hurting. Michael: Yes, I have to begin every day by letting Jan know what I intend to accomplish, and then I have to call her at the end of the day to tell her what I did accomplish. Michael: Specifically, Jan, I will make at least ten phone calls to clients. Michael: I will do my regional manager job to the best of my capability. Michael: I will do my job to the best of my abilities. Jan: Okay, what is your goal for after lunch?